ADAPTIVE RADIATION

I can't believe i have a new car! Im so excited. Anyone who knows me can attest--this is a big deal! I have essentially driven the same car since i was 16. That's right, for ten years, i have been driving the same machine around Knoxville, Chicago, across the country, and since circling this fantastically strange city of LA. No one thought id ever get rid of it. Now, abruptly, im wandering around under a completely different shell. Its like having an out of body experience. Kind of. Or like small scale adaptive radiation. I have moved. And now I drive this new car and it's silver instead of black and it works a whole lot better. I doubt ill keep this one as long as i did the first (or pass it down to my offspring), but my life seems so much easier.