8.13.2010
SCIENCE JOKES: EYE ROLLING ACCEPTED
These totally ridiculous science jokes oughtta brighten up your Friday..
1:20 An infectious disease walks into the bar...
the bartender says 'We don't serve infectios diseases here'
the infectious disease says, 'Well, you're not a very good host!'
1:40 Two bacteria walk into a bar...
the bartender says 'We don't serve bacteria here'
the bacteria says, 'But we work here, we're staph!'
2:12 An infrared photon walks into a bar....
and says, 'Is it hot in here, or is it just me!'
2:25 A neutrino walks into a bar...
the bartender says 'We don't serve neutrinos here'
the neutrino says, 'Hey, I was just passing through!'
2:48 Shrodinger's cat walks into a bar....and doesn't.
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ReplyDeleteThe Shrodinger cat one is the best..
What about these good ones:
ReplyDeleteThere are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t..
or
Heisenberg was speeding down a road, and got pulled over by a cop. The cop swaggers up to Heisenberg’s car and demands, “Do you know how fast you were going?!” Heisenberg begs, “Don’t tell me! I’ll pay the ticket!! Just don’t tell me!” The cop says, “You were going 90!” Heisenberg swears, “Crap. Now I don’t know where I am!”