ODE TO THE WATERMELON

Watermelon rocks. My policy is eat it any which way you can. Civil right activist Petey Greene is a serious watermelon purist. Watch his seriously funny video below. If it's too much for you, you can pause and restart after you finish laughing out your left lung. "Lord have mercy.."

And, if you're small enough, this might be a good strategy:

Also, here's some Arthur magazine facts that celebrate the wonderful watermelon. "Eat the seed.."

If you feel like getting fancy, try a recipe for watermelon soaked in tequila. Genius. Do it.

Thus concludes Ode to Watermelon Day.